Thursday, September 25, 2008

BE(A)ST INTERACTIONS

Hosh  posh, splitter scatter!!!" "what is this ? a fish market!!" was generally the portrait of each and every "senior" when they had a fortune of their lifetime of working their iniquitous mind to slaughter the tranquil in their" junior's" face. Mostly the "seniors" which includes me too need to scream on top of our voice to make them hear what exactly we are asking them to do. We don't get tired much by screaming, as thanks to the white collar hierarchy that they have installed a coffee machine, where the waiters(coffee boy) are the juniors to provide you with anytime ,anywhere and any quantity of coffee or tea. its just 4 hours of cheerful time of being the king!! how does it sound?? isn't it interesting or fascinating?
Well!! who would dare to blow up such a chance.
Of course if there are rotten ones, there are also fresh ones too, there were some people who just blew away , not minding such an amazing chance. All he had to do is show his face to his juniors without even considering them as living beast, all just to keep up his virtue. Obviously many of us would have made promises for not ragging or rather screwing the "juniors", all just written in dust , Just one blow of heavy breath is enough to forget it.
One thing why second year are fond of ragging is  that they got newly promoted as "seniors" probably after an hardship of an year of ragging with all sorts of whines and howls that they suffered with , like a kid playing with it new ball. 
So with the fresh memories of ragging , all of us lay down , look down upon our "juniors" and order them , question them just as you were asking a VIVA, And the receivers(juniors) plug in pictures of empty, calm and innocent faces. 
With Dancing, screaming, singing , clapping, shouting going on  admits the loud chitter chatter. likely we have an another cadre of people , who just move in groups just in a motive of" MAKE THEM CRY!!", in animated version , you would be looking like a group of ghouls trying to scare the nuts out off the people!...voila!! they succeed and just to add the icing to the cake, they would make them cry  if not you are DEAD buddy !!. All probably just to get entertained. Who knows if you think you are lucky you might find the indo-Britons mutiny all erupting again just that it is not really them but with subservience,we live up to our name of being indians, the juniors never relinquish (like expected).
The tranquility and the calmness is all restored when the final bell rings. With relief of being freed would lighten them up. with the whole population of entire second year goes to the coffee machine to get the last sip of anything FREE. Wat else do you need, officially authoritative ragging , coffee free and 4 hours of entire BILL GATES life.........
still we ask for more .....why would this ever end, if not the canteen we always have the chai shop right outside the college gate- perfect place to censure them all gain...going back to square one!!!...THE GAME BEGINS!!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bloody Wicked !!
Had a big grin on the face at the end.. Specially thinking our experiance at the end of the three days..
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cataclysmic said...

knew it!!!!.....lol